We are currently liquidating our stock and passing the savings to you! Except we're raising the prices and royaly screwing you all!

Crap did I say that out loud....ERHEM!

That's right, we're moving to a new local located next to a super haunted cemetery with a large active volcano in the middle! Yey, lava is fun!

And we have to yell everything because it's a sale! SALE!!

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! Actually today..I mean TODAY!



Holy Crap Batman! Don't eat the tacos if you fear the toilet.

But due to no requests what so ever I wont blow this place up like the last one. I like the chair by the bench, it saved my life once.

Goat! BEE! Fired rice! EMPTY CASES OF SOCKS!

None of those has anything to do with anything.
Unless your being chased by a goat eating fried rice who is shooting bees at you from an empty case of socks. Then I apologize, we care about you too! I'm sure theres a cream for that....

But alas! I must bid ye farewell! Remember me..as...a robot...

*explodes*